The Official Dove Governing Body

Consultation with the president of the ODGB on Saturday leads me to believe Mr Mathers may be facing relegation from Catapillar to blood ant (the little red things you see on bricks) after another fruitless weekend.

Hopefull Bebbo will be on soon to confirm?

AS PRESIDENT CAN CONFIRM THE STATUS OF MATHER AS ONE OF THOSE LITTLE RED THINGS YOU SEE CRAWLING ABOUT ON BRICKS AS IT IS THE SMALLEST THING WE COULD THINK OF. AND IT DOESNT HAVE A WING SPAN OF ANY DESCRIPTION WHICH PRETTY WELL SUMS UP MATHERS SO FAR THIS SEASON

All shake up at the ODGB latest comittee meeting.

The President saw fit to promote myself to Vice President and Chris Connor has been installed as a Doveness Consultant in the interests of fair assesments of Doveness.

Mathers threw his toys out of the pram when he was threatened with relegation to a plankton and decided he wasnt playing anymore.
Mathers was seen a week later uniting with Chief Dove and ODGB chairperson, Mark Doyle, in a goal celebration of high dove proportions following Mark's winner against Grindleford and for this act of solidarity has been promoted back to Catapilar on a trial basis. A goal in his next appearence will see him turn into a caccoon in the hope of sprouting wings and continuing up the Dove scales.

as president i still think mathers should be a plancton maybe it will have to go a vote