should gav sambrook play up front for the last game

gav wants to play up front for at least one half in the last game of the season should he play up front gav wants you to vote now.Gav wants to start a petition

I'll go in net.

I cannot be held responsible for being crap at it, though.

Presty I would Love to see you in the sticks, make sure you do it on a week when we don't have a game!

Its up to Les Sven mate, not me.

I've certainly got the athletisism and agility to be a good goalkeeper i think.

Yes, get him up there I say. Does Gav get to take pens as well or is the Dove clinging to that honour following the QF miss?

..THATS IT.. get everyone to score except me! *HUFF*

I don't have a problem in principle to Presty going in the net. However what do I know about footie - after all I picked Ross as MOM for the last game.

What about Presty in the net, Gav and Danny up front, Jamie at left back, Saint in midfield for 90 minutes, Jonny scoring a penalty, Chris L turning up with a proper hat, Towers with his subs.

I think that Larry G should be credited with a goal for each shot that he has, taking his tally for the season to 1!

Because i've take it upon myself to claim all own goals this season, leaving me on a dizzy tally of 2, that leaves Danny, Jolly, Joycey & Towers battling it out for the wooden spoon (gav obviously excluded).

Booby prize will go to the player with most appearances in the event of a draw that leaves Grayson in the lead.

Luke my boy (and to all of my millions of readers)

Dont complicate the player of the year award. Three choices -

a) give each player a number and have balls in a hat to be drawn out by a respectable member of the community (if we can find one)
b) highest bid to buy the manager drinks wins the award (doubles count as one - that will confuse most players)
c) dont bother with the award as most if not all of the players are english and wouldnt get in the Arsenal, Barcelona or AC Milan clubs anyway.

Alternatively ask Gav as he is unlikely to fulfill his wildest dream especially as his replacement is injured.

Can i nominate Charno as the 'respectable member of the community'?

Jolly HAS scored this season he got one against Hathersage away didn't he? 25yarder?
No doubt a skill he learned kicking balls at windows on his estate.


And you cant really count Joycie, he's hardly played.. so looks like me and Towers then and with him getting a role in midfield, it's looking more likely to be me. However being told not to cross over the halfway line by Sven, shouldn't make me eligible either.

And Presty, own goals are called OG's.. not LP's!!

presty sorry about the leg mate but from what i can gather it was a blatant push in the back and i could still hear the shouts of penalty ringing in my ears on sunday morning and then remember mathers missing it...........also dont forget i was headbutted by the dove and now may miss our last game of the season or maybe it was when you and kenny decided to drop me from a great height

sven ...........must say think the one with the drinks sounds the best way of picking your player of the year ...........i know you havent a brilliant season in your first one in charge but you didnt for england as far as i can remember, and from what i've heard it's been that hard to pick a player of the year that you are letting the supporters do it for you , but even they couldnt think of one so this year the 'B' team are having only one trophy at presentation night and that is 'players supporter of the year'

Now then chaps

Presty - Charno for the Mayor of Dronfield is what I say.

Bebbo - you could pick the player of the season. It doesn't matter that you have not seen us play. Its a lottery and its all about opinions.

Danny - if you score I will eat Chris Lowe's hat.

Saint - bosh.

Just been reading this thread and as Celine Dion said........its all coming back, its all coming back to me now!!!

I remember the big pile on also. Bebbo, if its any consolation, I had a small shiner on my right eye but I thought it was a result of getting an elbow on Sunday morning.

You should have seen the look on my doctors face when i told him i suffered my knee injury moshing to the sex pistols in the pioneer club after 8 pints with a 40 year old bloke on my shoulders!!!!

His laughed, coughed and dimplomatically said something along the lines of.... 'for somebody so injury prone, did you really think it was a good idea?'

Good for you - I was tucked up in bed with Nancy

Dellalio? or just 'a nancy'?

Hey - a bit of respect for the gaffer.

Anyway, should Gav Sambrook play up front for the last game ?

If HE goes up front then I think it's only fair that the 'other' lad who has to stay back should partner him.. although judging by the man of the match awards these past few weeks.. everything is BUT fair!



PS: What sauce would you like with your hat Les?

if your strugglin that much up front maybe towns best right back should have a run for you up front. (no not you presty) ...........

Thanks Bebbo, but I don't just play at right back, I'm a master of all defensive postionals!

Dont worry yourself chaps - we have about as many problems up front as Dolly P.

Whats these defensive postionals ? Footballers - not always intellectually blessed.