Club Captain takes Saint under his wing

Tomorrow night is the time and doon toon is the place, where I risk my reputation under the bright lights of Sheffield, to take Christopher Eclair doon toon and have a jolly good old knees up [or] 'knee up' in the injured party's case. After last years "Rumble in the Jungle" christmas charade, the above mentioned [no]sin - clair, sloped off, arm in arm, with a dribbling Ross Carey, where they both declaired their undying drunken love for each other, a full 60mins before the earliest cop out time of 12pm.
So I reckon I should be back, well in time for the Stricly Come Dancing live results.

Chris Sinclair after one wine gum (yesterday)